Allow me to introduce myself. I’m Uncle Leeroy, and I’m here to set the record straight on a few things. A lot of you people are so wound up over this, that, and the other, from “How’d that son-of-a-bitch get elected??” to “Oh my god, I’ve got a hangnail!” Now, the Earth ain’t gonna fall out of its orbit and plunge into the sun just because things ain’t goin’ just the way you want. (If it does, there ain’t a damn thing you can do about it anyway!)
I’ll be around from time to time pointin’ out useless $#!+ that’s got some people go uptight. If you find yourself worryin’ about somethin’ you really have no control over, I have a little remedy: kick back, pop a cold one, and ask yourself, “WHO GIVES A $#!+??”